Please please please please watch this video. It’s a trailer for a new guido simulator on PS3 called This is Vegas. It’s a video game where you play through what life is like as a huge douchebag. You can beat up losers, drink till you throw up, hit on chicks, work behind a bar, light cigarettes and pull off explosive dance moves (to the beat of a…Snowden remix? Really!) Oh, and at the end it shows every man’s dream…spraying girls down with the beverage gun! Awwww yeah.